How can a person fall asleep on the eve of their mother’s wedding?
I was wondering that question at four o’clock in the morning. In less than an hour, it would be time to get up and get ready for the wedding.
“Natalie! Wake up! There’s someone in the restaurant!” Virginia screamed shaking me.
“I’m up! I’m up!” I shouted sitting up and getting out of my sleeping bag. Virginia picked up a flashlight. Everyone else was fast asleep (amazingly. Virginia was LOUD).
We crept towards the restaurant and when we turned around the corner a water balloons hit us.
“DARCY!” I screamed at my attacker. Darcy laughed. Leo, Timmy, Zach, Ned, and Nelson kept through water balloons at us.
“Girls! AH!” Grandma Shirley screamed walking into the restaurant. A water balloon hit her and she was soaking wet.
“That is it!” Grandma Shirley screamed. She picked up a bottle of salad dressing someone forgot to put away and squirt it at the boys.
“What in the world?” Momma asked walking up only to be hit by a water balloon. “GIRLS! I NEED SOME BACKUP!”
Soon food and water balloons were flying everywhere. By five o’clock, the floor was too slippery and wet to walk on and everybody was either drenched in water or condiments.
“You boys will pay!” Emily screamed. Water was dripping from her halo ring.
“I think we already have,” Leo said. He was covered in ketchup.
“You boys better get back to my house,” Mrs. Rivers said.
“Mr. Rivers knew where we were going,” Timmy said as the boys walked towards to door.
“Oh, he is so gonna pay!” We girls shouted. We burst out laughing. The boys left and then Abby screamed.
“Hair emergency!” Abby shouted touching Momma’s hair. “GET ME EVERY BLOW DRYER IN FLORIDA!”
Two hours later everybody’s hair was dry and we were now changing into our dresses.
“This bow is stupid,” I mumbled looking in the mirror.
“It’s so everybody can know who you are from the back,” Jaci said. Jaci looked fabulous in the same dress. I just looked stupid.
“Go to makeup,” Jaci said. “Why Mrs. Baldwin insisted on makeup I may never understand.”
I walked off to the makeup room (Ms. Donna’s bathroom) and found that Sean was the only one there. Mrs. Rivers was putting makeup on her scares.
“Hi,” I said sitting down.
“Hey,” She mumbled.
“Donna!” Mrs. Rivers shouted. Ms. Donna walked in the room and started putting mascara on my eyes.
“I look weird,” I said after Ms. Donna put some light red lip-gloss on my lips.
“You look beautiful,” Ms. Donna said. “Now go downstairs!”
I walked downstairs to find Mrs. Stewart and Grandma Shirley in a fight.
“Shirley Walters!” Mrs. Stewart shouted. “Let go of the dress!”
“Why should you get to load it in the limo?” Grandma Shirley screamed.
“Because I know how to handle it!” Mrs. Stewart screamed tugging on the black bag.
“But I’m her mother!” Grandma Shirley screamed.
“But I made the dress!” Mrs. Stewart shouted.
“Oh, really? I thought squirrels put it together with tree sap!” Grandma Shirley screamed. Harsh.
“Where’d you get that dress?” Mrs. Stewart screamed.
“I got it in Paris,” Grandma Shirley said.
“Oh, I thought a lion ripped a zebra apart and you took the skin!” Mrs. Stewart screamed. I tried not to giggle. Grandma Shirley did look like a zebra in that dress.”
“Ladies, ladies,” Grandma Baldwin said.
“Mother!” Momma screamed walking up. “Let Mrs. Stewart put it in the car.”
“Humph!” Grandma Shirley shouted letting go.
“Homecoming Queen!” Mrs. Stewart screamed walking towards the door.
“Prom Queen!” Grandma Shirley sneered. Mrs. Stewart slammed the door.
“What was that all about?” I asked.
“My sister and Mrs. Stewart have been enemies for like forever,” Mrs. Walters said. “But they started the screaming battles after Shirley won homecoming queen and Mrs. Stewart won Prom queen.”
“Go find your shoes, Natalie, the limos will be here in a minute,” Momma said walking off somewhere.
I groaned. I was so not looking forward to wearing heels all day. And yes, they were pink. And yes they had tiny bows on them.
“You ok?’ Abby asked me. She was putting on shoes also expect hers were flats.
“I don’t know,” I said sitting down and putting on my shoes. “I just saw Mrs. Stewart and Grandma Shirley scream about who gets to put Momma’s dress in the car.”
“I heard,” Abby said. “They are so similar but they hate each other.”
“The two of them similar?” I asked.
“Very. They both are very fiery and quick to the tongue,” Abby said. “But I guess people that like don’t get along with most people anyway.”
“I DID NOT!”
“We better go see what they’re fighting about this time,” Abby said getting up and I followed.
“I know you hid them! Where did you put them?” Mrs. Stewart screamed.
“FOR THE LAST TIME LORI!” Grandma Shirley screamed. “I DID NOT TAKE YOUR GLASSES!”
“Well, somebody did!” Mrs. Stewart screamed. “And nobody but you has a reason!”
“And what would be my reason?” Grandma Shirley screamed.
“You’ve always hated me!” Mrs. Stewart screamed. “You were always jealous of me!”
“Jealous of you!” Grandma Shirley snorted in a way that made you feel like she really was jealous of Mrs. Stewart. “As I recall you were the one who was jealous of me!”
Mrs. Stewart snorted.
“Ladies!” Grandma Baldwin shouted. “This is a very special day for Riley, and she wants both of you to share it with her. But if you keep this up, one of you is going to have to leave.”
“Then it should be her!” Grandma Shirley shouted pointing her finger at Mrs. Stewart.
“Me? I’m not the one who stole someone’s glasses!” Mrs. Stewart shouted.
“I didn’t take them!” Grandma Shirley screamed. I noticed something red sticking out in Grandma Shirley’s purse. I pulled out Mrs. Stewart’s glasses.
“The limo is here!” Grandma Shirley screamed walking towards the door. Mrs. Stewart put her glasses on and walked towards the door.
“This going to be a long day,” I sighed.
“You can say that again, love,” Grandma Baldwin said hugging me.
“Ow!” I shouted. I slapped the hand of the person who just tugged on my bow.
“Natalie?” Darcy asked when I turned around.
“You’re gonna pay for that,” I said walking towards the dressing chambers.
“How mad are you about the whole water balloon thing?” Darcy asked.
“I’m furious,” I said. “I actually didn’t plan on ever speaking to you again.”
Darcy gave an uneasy laugh and walked away. I walked into the dressing chambers.
“Get out!” Emily screamed when I walked into the room. “This room is too small for all of us! Its making my spine hurt!”
“Don’t move!” Mrs. Stewart screamed. “I dropped my contact lenses!”
“Oh!” Grandma Shirley grumbled.
“Natalie!” Grandma Baldwin cried running into the dressing chambers. “Come quick! Your mother is having a melt down! She’s refusing to come out of the bridal chambers and is screaming that she wants to call off the wedding!”